Getting rid of puffy eyes..

Hye guys what’s up?? It’s been like a year for me not to write..*Sigh* so i’m here again trying to jot something for you guys... erm this time round Im gonna write on something which I really afraid of ok let’s get down to the business and skip foreplay...

As the title suggests, puffy eyes is something that I will be writing on today. Got under-eye puffy patches that are more likely family-suitcases than bags?  It is a disaster for most of us if we are gonna be having big time in meeting up big people for career, studies, dating, reunion, family gathering and whatnots, and  we definitely wanna be looking as jovial, lively, handsome, rocking in front of those people. But what happen when you have the eye bags that will be hanging under your eyes and people who talk to you would most probably spending few of hours scrutinizing your eye bags which is so embarrassing. 

 No doubt, these eye suitcases (eye bags) will be seen whenever you are not getting enough of sleeping hours. It is very easy to cope with this problem, get your good quality of sleeping hours then... That’s one of the solution, but for those who is still studying, may not find this as one of the best solution to get rid of those suitcases, because they have to burn the midnight oil in order to survive in this dog-eat dog world today, if they don’t then they will be stupid and if they did, they will be clever and thus would secure the future of theirs.

*Sigh*...why the world is so cruel? It is so cruel that we have to let something go in order to get something done... That’s what we call life...

In addition to that, puffy eyes problem is exacerbated by stress and squinting at your phone or computer screen for a long period. This habit is nearly common in our lives because we can’t live without them. Have you ever imagined your life without phone and computer for a day?? I’ll be in distress!!  Those habits like squinting at phone and computer screens for a long period might take your eyes to the fatigue which could make the fluid gets trapped underneath and causes puffiness.  I’ll strongly suggest you guys not to do any work like typing, facebooking, skype-ing, and yada-yada by lying down on your bed because it won’t help you in reducing the puffiness of your eyes instead making its getting worse (I’ve been experiencing this problem, trust me you’ll hate it when you’re looking your face in the mirror the next day)

So what did I do? To stay fresh, gently apply an eye-rolled on “L’OREAL  Paris Men expert (preferably)”, then gently massage the excess fluid around your eye contour and another thing that I usually put under my eyes is slices of cucumber/tomatoes. It is really refreshing ...well that’s what I do...

Does it really work? Erm, how Im gonna say this...erm it’s worked for me, but if you are just using those eye-rolled on merely, it’s probably might not work the way you want or hope it to be as you still need to have a good sleeping hours like 7-8 hours, no squinting at computer screens or while you are driving under the sun shine and here the shades are playing big role despite of portraying the classy look it is also work in preventing your eyes from getting puffy...

Have good sleeping hours, eat well, exercise regularly, smile and last but not least never miss those 5 prayer times and insyallah you'll live your life to the fullest.. (sound like ustaz eh?)

Look at my eye, can u spot those eye-bags,looking very much like panda bear..

See you soon, Assalamualaikum...

The floating Jemput/cenkodok

BANANA BALLS/CENKODOK PISANG/JEMPUT PISANG

 If you are ready with a piece of paper and a pen, the next sentence would make you drop your pen and put your paper aside cause I am not gonna write the recipe on how to make the floating Jemput... This is far way cooler....

When I was in UiTM kuantan doing my foundation course in Tesl, I was attending a course which called OPKIM (OPERASI KHIDMAT MASYARAKAT) where we’ve been to the village named Kampung Acheh, and eventually being adopted to the family of those villagers. As soon as we arrived at the Kampung, we were gathering around the mosque of Kampung Acheh which situated beside the school of Kampung Acheh which initially we thought it was  a kindergarten school because the size of the school is very small which equivalent to the nursery school. Well as usual, we need to listen to the speech of our university representative and whatsoever and things were getting boring and boring until the head of villagers took his turn to deliver his speech. He was damned funny, I could still remember he tried his best to speak in a formal language but still the thick accent of his kampung’s slang got better of him. 

 Let’s skip it, well on the second day, my other friends whom were living with other adopted family which I could say their family was far much cooler than our family as they brought us on their boat compared to our family as there were a lot of do’s and don’ts, decided not to waste this golden opportunity we succumbed to my friend’s invitation to his adopted family house. This is a jackpot for us as we wouldn’t get this kind of chances back in our hometown. They took us around the Pahang’s river which was extremely huge like you were in ocean. Right after that, for the first time in my life, I swam in the river, I meant in the real huge river... Can you imagine that?? Well not to be boast I’m a good swimmer (period! *awkward*)... We were holding a competition among us to see which of us could swim better and faster, and while having the competition in the river near to the river bank Alif Burhanuddin a.k.a Alip accidentally swallowed the river water which later on followed by me.

Now the story begins, due to the contamination of the river water, we got sick as we have swallowed some of the water. Right after that, Alip was the earliest person who succumbed to the virus which eventually got him into the water-closet every ten minutes. Then later on, I started to give in, and crawled for my way to the toilet. So for the whole day we were like shifting and racing to the toilet whenever we felt something that was not right going on to our bowel movements. Knowing the fact that tomorrow is gonna be our last staying with the family, we decided to give them something to symbolise our thanks for their hospitality and as our appreciation. Early that morning, afraid that we might look for the toilet in the town, we emptied our bowel very early that morning. We supposed to take the bus to go to Pekan Town, but my so-called adopted father willingly to sacrifice himself to drive us to the Pekan. These two young ladies known as Maryam a.k.a Bayam and Amira Anis Ahmad a.k.a a’a (what a weird)  whom love to seek out the advantage on gentlemen, handsome guy like us, asked us to fetch them up in front of their adopted family house (girls...demand).

As soon as we arrived at the town, we quickly made our way to the only one store there which I don’t remember the name of it. We bought something for them and then straightaway we went to bus stop to take the bus to Kampung Acheh. While waiting for the bus, Maryam who was a big fan of jemput/cenkodok bought Rm 2 of it which I don’t really love. Again, Alip wasn’t looking enjoy and started to ask people for the toilet, well we knew very much about it already so we were just laughing at him. Poor him! Done with his business he came in and joined us who were sitting waiting for the next bus. As soon as the bus arrived, we jumped on the bus with the gifts which have been wrapped earlier on. I paid them for the tickets and settled down on a seat. We sat side-to-side so that it would be easy for us to proceed to our usual stuff, gossiping!! While on the bus, Alip was just sitting there next to window helplessly while a’a, me and maryam were indulging ourselves talking loudly on the bus and we noticed that there were some people looking at us but we just don’t care...

While we were sharing the thoughts, all of a sudden I could feel my knee was suddenly being squeezed by a hand, I turned around and it was Alip while his other hand covering his mouth. A’a wasn’t doing anything and yet she didn’t know of Alip’s condition while Maryam was scattering around her world, I was the only person who noticed that, afraid that he might get my new shoes dirty with all of his slimy toxins I quickly grabbed the plastic bag which at that time maryam was holding it tightly and I gave him...

Just before Alip do anything, Maryam on top of her voice “ Cenkodok aku” while a’a looked on stunningly, I was like ‘ewwww’ then everything is too late as tonnes of green-yellowish, slimy, slippery flowing out from alip’s mouth into the plastic bag which contains the ‘cenkodok’ and I could see it was floating in alip’s vomit... YUCK! Ewwwwwwwwwww!! Amazingly Alip just smiling..

Well, now all of us have gone into our own route, like Maryam in UM, A’a in UKM, Alip in UiTM Shah Alam and me in IPG KSM...knowing you guys is something that I’ll treasure until the last breath of mine....

I’d love to dedicate this song to you guys ‘Graduation-Vitamin C’.....I miss u ol!!

My sizzling meeeeeee..

Me: Umi, lapar nih...

Umi: Nak makan ape?

Me: Anything will do as long as its healthy

Umi: Nape tak masak sendiri jer..

Me: Mane reti ( tak pandai)

Umi: Meh mi ajar...

Well, last week when I was at home, i was so freaking hungry and my mum just got home, so you know what, my mum teach me how to cook Sizzling Noodles...well it's very easy and doesn't consume time like forevazz so guys it is also very important for guy to know how to cook!!!


And today, I have cooked for my classmates, and they were like 'Emm, sedap boleh wak lagi nih'...well of course la my nose kembang-kencup-kembang-kencup...As FYI this was my very first cooking and I served my products to my classmates, it's kindda cool and awesomeeeee!!


The very first time my classmates discovered me, in the kitchen sauteing the garlic and the aroma was like killing the nose of everyone they were like 'Hah!! Saddly masak???????' and I was like 'Yes, unbelievable kewwwww???


Now i  know how do the chef feel when they are done with their cooking....it's awesomeeeeeeee!!!

Sizzling Mee..

DNA MIXER...sorry Mr. Jai

When I was taking my lunch the other day with a friend of mine, suddenly, my friend raised his horse voice ‘Hey did you still remember what happen to Mr.Jai?’ and the moment I heard the name of him I immediately burst out laughing in fact I have to stop munching my food for a while....and all those goddam memory began to reel into my though over and over again.

All of these began when we were having our class day out around the Berjaya Times Square, and the boys and some of the girls decided to indulge ourselves by riding the Supersonnic Odyssey or also known as  roller coaster at the Berjaya Times Square Theme Park. There were 3 lecturers with us, and all of them were very great and fantastic. The most jovial lecturer at that time was Mr. Jai as he was willing and dare to take our challenge to ride the roller coaster with us and he was looking very much cooler than before and I was amazed by his reaction.

Once we get in there, I immediately proceeded to the roller coaster department, but there was nobody there and due to that we proceeded to the DNA Mixer which quite a mind-bending experience too...

DNA MIXER

The last time I was riding this DNA Mixer was with my dad and straightaway after that, he stopped playing and let me play alone (actually my dad went straightaway to the toilet and eventually settled in the Mcd and waited for me there)...

I was sitting next to him, and I could still remember the way he warned the girls to tighten their tudung as we were about to be rolled on the air. He seemed very confident and very cool until the game is beginning. 

So here the climax...hehe

When the DNA Mixer is started to bend forward, the girls were screaming like they were about to be raped, and same thing went to some fellas...It was like you’re gonna fall out of that machine and I saw him, opened his eyes widely as if his eyes was about to pop at any moment and  I was still amazed that he did not even utter a word while the rest of us screaming like we were about to be skinned alive hahaha....but then when the DNA mixer rolled us upside down, I stopped screaming as I was so freaking busy laughing at his reaction, he was like ‘ALLLAH!!! ALLLLAAAH!!! ALLAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!! Can you imagine that, I was actually laughing silently beside him while closing my eyes, well I wasn’t being a sissy for not opening my eyes but I can’t open my eyes because we were like turning round 360 degrees profusely and it was like forever and it was going like this until the DNA mixer stop. It was a hellish game for him, I would say as I could see the face of his reddened...

Ooort's Express

However, after the mind-bending experience, he didn’t look like bothered as right after the DNA mixer, we went to have a ride again on Oooort’s express, well he still wanna prove us that he still can do it, so we went to have a ride again on this so-called Ooort’s express. As the machine started, I put my eyes on him to see how would he react....well while riding this thing you gotta hold on to that metal thing, after awhile, your hands will get all sweaty and you will lose fraction and you'll squeeze the person next to you. I knew the fact, so my old-nick was whispering to me at that time to coax Syamim and Irfan(who is quite fat-boy) to shift their seat. They were very obedient friends to listen to me who was a slimeball at the moment, and throughout the game I could only listen to Syamim’s voice ‘Aduh!!! Sakit gilow...’ I could hear clearly the voice of him begging him to buzzzzz off as Irfan kept hitting him due to the spinning of the so-called ooooster’s express and plus Irfan kept squeezing Syamim just like squeezing juice into the jug...

They were looking very much like this, IRFAN kept squeezing SYAMIM 

Seriously, if you are the first timer of riding this old-nick you would feel like you’re gonna fly off of the thing..!!!

Right after that, he went to toilet with some of my friends who couldn’t bare the mind-bending experience and threw up...*evil laugh*...not to be boast, but I didn’t puke at all...

However it was a very good time we had spent together on that day and Im kindda looking forward for the next day...Mr.Jai jangan marah ekk!!! Hehehehe.... and guys dont tell him!! 

Mr.Jai..hehehe

Shhh!!!! Fort knox of secret...

Lat Kampung Boy the Musical

 

*SIGH*

  Hi guys, what's up??  Whatever it was,I hope u’r keeping well....

Well this time, I wanna share with you guys about my previous trip to Istana Budaya with my fellow classmates to watch Lat Kampung Boy the Musical and you know what, it was awesome...yep I knew Lat kampung the Musical had already finished but I really dont have the time to update this on my blog...so here I have included few of pictures....Well really I cant write long as I got tonnes of work to do...

With Douglas Lim.. n u know wat he is my lecturer's fren n he was a teslian too..hehe

 When my lecturer, Mr. Zaki met him, Douglas Lim was like ' Oh my god, my ex-classmate'...I never thought that he is a friend of my lecturer...it was so cool and AWESOME!!

LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE

DATUK LAT

MOTIVELESS..

He's back with something way much cooler..

Hi guys...what have you been doing?? I know that u’r miss me more than anything in the world (evil laughing)...well  guys I have just recuperated from my critical situation and now I can write again, luckily I have survived and able to enjoy the fresh air again...Splendid!! I have completed a coursework regarding Grammar which I really do not appreciate it.. hehe... (jangan marah eh grammar lovers out there!!)

Well, so what should I talk about?? I have like tonnes of things to tell you guys but I can’t just let them go in seconds or else I will sound so stupid...

So let’s start with something brill...

Yesterday, I’ve been to Fitness Concept store, so guess what??

 

I have bought a protein chocolate powder guys!!! It was so effing cool and I just cant wait to see the result of it...I think you guys knew already that I can’t lift the weight for a couple of weeks ago and that has made me pissed off at everything and to make the situation worse I lost my 3kgs and my biceps are getting smaller which I don't feel great of wearing tight shirt as there is no more bulking biceps,  but now I’m great and I feel so enthusiastic of buffing up and I can go for my zen hour again..That’s so cool right....

This is vanilla, mine is choc and much more delicious!!

So this is how it looks like and today I wanna share with you guys on how to prepare a protein shake...

ROB RICHES

I took this recipe from Rob Riches and the secret of building your muscle is never stop eating!! (in right portion la) 

Instant protein shake should be consumed before and after a work out..

Ingredients:

2 scoops of chocolate whey protein (75g)

1 scoop of oatmeal (38g)

2 raw eggs

Banana/Raisins/Dates

300 ml of low-fat milk

Then, blend all of those ingredients well, and that’s it !!! Enjoy your instant protein shake!!! Well it tastes like milk shake and for sure it is very delicious but yet full pack of a whole essential nutrient to replace all the nutrients that we have lost in our work out session...

 Till then...

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!

Hey what's up guys!!! I know it had been a while for me not to update this blog...I have like tonnes of story to share here but time is really envy with me as it doesnt give me an ample time to write my stuff... 

Insyallah, I'll find a way to write..