The Irreplaceable

Last week was a week that full of hectic, hustle and bustle of a life as student as we were being tested on 4 papers which are Language Description, Language Development, English Studies and last but not least Social Studies. The examination went on from last Monday until last Thursday and in those days I haven’t been to the gym and this had actually driven me to a great ordeal as I couldn’t get my ass sweat. I could feel enthusiasm flowing over myself when I get sweat on the treadmill and work out is one of my favourite hobbies; in fact it is my zen hour.

Once I got home, I drank some protein shake and straightaway hitting my mini gym which is also known as my room. Well I don’t have to eat up the fuel first as I’ve already eaten at the cafe earlier on along with Iniyan, Joseph, Vehnoo, Adam and Halberth so I have enough energy to kick-start my work out session. When I was on the treadmill I could hear my phone was beeping alerted me that there was a message received. I stopped the treadmill and scanned through my inbox. There was a message from Syakirah Basri (The wicked waka) sounded like: *Hav u heard abot Iniyan? He died in a car crash. He and a science student died on the spot, Joseph is still in coma and Shu Yin got some injuries*. At that time I was actually gasping for air for not having enough air from the vigorous activity on the treadmill and also for not believing for what she had told me. I eventually sat on a chair in front of a mirror and the image of Iniyan, Joseph and Shu Yin reeled into my thought. I could remember our last time eating together at the cafe that afternoon, it was just few hours ago Iniyan, Joseph and me having a lunch together and now they were gone!!! Joseph had gone too at 8 pm followed by Shu Yin at 12.00 mid night.

The following day we gathered at our IPG and there was a complete mayhem however we eventually had came up with the idea to visit the bereaved and their remains to pay our obeisance.  Mr. Zaki (language description’s lecturer) was a very supportive lecturer as he got on the bus along with us all the way from Terengganu to Taiping and Penang.

As soon as we arrived at Taiping, we had stopped at Iniyan’s house, however we were late to see him as he had been cremated and we were talking to his family about his kindness and his father was the one whom very upset about his lost, while the mother was speechless and sat by his picture. Some of the girls consoled her for not being too sad over her lost and we kept talking of how their lost affected us in our studies as he was a very studious and he had inspired all of us to keep on our reading as knowledge would only can be enhance through reading.

After that we were heading to Bukit Mertajam to pay our last respect to the late Joseph. Upon seeing him lying unconsciously in the coffin, lot of us couldn’t bear the tears as he was a very good student and love to joke around. We missed the moment he came up with the silly idea and cracked our heart for his funny idea and his kelatanese slang was effing funny. For the first time in my life, I made obeisance to my own friend and right after that he was being sent to the crematorium to be cremated and after that, we headed to Shu Yin’s house at Butterworth. I do not know her as much as I know Iniyan and Joseph, I was a little frustrated for not knowing her well but still as her classmate and friend I still felt sorry for the lost.

In a day, I’ve lost 3 friends,

For the first time in my life, I’ve attended 3 funerals of my own friend

I’ve had enough, I just couldn’t afford anymore

However I need to bear in my mind, DEATH IS CERTAIN

That’s all for now and whatever happens the memory of being friend to Iniyan, Joseph and Shu Yin will always be etched on my heart....

Utusan Malaysia

May you guys rest in the peace...

Vengeful fate

After having my dinner last night, I grabbed the whole bunch of my car keys and made a phone call to Umi and it sounded like..

Me: Helo assalamualaikum, umi nak balik rumah ni...lecturer tak masuk kelas esok sebab 

lecturer bagi peluang suruh belajar sebab dah nak exam

Umi: Tak payahlah duduk sana jer lah....belajar sane la

Me: Ala nak balik jugak...tak syok la duk sini

Umi: Doh balik lah....dop dengar kata orang nih

Knowing the time was getting late, I packed up my stuffs like English studies note, grammar book and social studies note (*nak study siot*)...

 I clutched my car ( kete manual jer), and rocketed to my home. Well, honestly I said I just wanna be home as soon as possible and one thing that I used to do just before taking off to anywhere, and on that vengeful night it was seemed like to be forgotten and I really did not realize it.

As usual, I used the same road to get home, I opened my window while enjoying to the song “Need you now” by Lady Antebellum and really it is a nice song and sipping the fresh cold breeze through my window was really a good thing happened to me. 

courtesy of

leehuangshi.blogspot.com

 From a distance I could see a bright glimpse of blinking blue light and this light was really familiar but still I do nothing about it and keep on pressing my gas pedal... as soon as that I just realised that it was a group of policemen doing their usual stuff, -ROAD BLOCK- and I tried to act cool as much as I could and it does work for me at that time, but still I could feel something bad just about to happen and I kept forcing my half-witted brain to think if there were anything wrong I did, and after a while, a policeman approached my car, asked me to switch off the song which I had listened to that time, and he asked me for my driving licence.
 

I handed him politely, and he squinted at my licence as there was quite limited source of light and around 30 seconds, he asked me to pull over my car by signalling his bright-blinking-annoyed-my-eyes torchlight and all of a sudden the thought which reminded me to my wrongdoing had attacked me profusely and I was like *Damn! Bullshit! WTF!* 

How stupid I was for driving under a DEAD driving licence, and also for not wearing seatbelt....wasn’t that the most-stupidest thing that you guys ever heard?? Well that’s me another silly boy called SADDLY SALJIE..

Picture taken at: http://993c4s.com/advise/tips-to-beat-speeding-ticket/

I pulled over my car and waited in there anxiously, at those moment I could hear my mum’s voice calling my full name( siap dengan nama bapak and nama datuk,nenek sume keturunan lah)...well I bet you guys knew what i’m trynna tell you guys here.. well, getting back to that policeman, he evilly opened my rear door and again scanned through my car inside-out like the car was belong to a criminal who had just been caught after a long escape, and he was actually leaving through my notes and only then, he opened his mouth

Policeman: Sekolah lagi?

Me: Tak encik, saya sekarang belajar kat IPG

Policeman: Owh. Sekarang ni awak tahu tak ape kesalahan awak?

Me: Saya tak tahu. (*Pura-pura blur* sebab nak raih simpati polis tuh)

Policeman: kesalahan awak ada 2, ptama tak pakai tali pinggang keselamatan n kedua memandu dengan lessen dah mati

Me: Owh yewke saya tak perasan lesen saya dah mati( I again lied to him)

Policeman: Awak kene alert la dengan mende-mende camni

Me:Baik Encik

 

Policeman: Sekarang saya nak saman awak, lessen mati saman Rm 300, tak pakai tali pinggang keledar Rm80 tapi saya charge awak utk satu kesalahan saje iaitu tak pakai tali pinggang keledar.

Me: Tq Encik.

 Policeman: Bayar dalam mase 30 hari.

Me: Terima Kasih Encik.

 

I thanked to Allah for not allowing me to wear seatbelt which I used to wear all the time, but this time I did not wear it and it meant for a good thing because if i wore seatbelt, the policeman would most probably give me the ticket for driving under DEAD licence which I need to pay RM300 and of course for sure I have to tell mum about that because I love my money and I aint giving my 300 bucks just for that bloody ticket issued by a policeman but in this case I dont have to tell my mum about this as it only cost for only RM80. I’ll pay on my own.

Moral of the story: Well all I can say is that I’ve had a great experience and thanked to Allah for still giving me opportunity in a desperate situation, and also not forgotten that never afraid to say Yes to No, because there’s always a bright thing ahead of us.

picture taken at: www.tikkun.org

“When your mother told you NO, your father told you NO, the teacher told you NO, or the people told you NO, if you were a good little boy or girl, you listened to the word NO and stopped what were you doing. That is why 98% of adults are conditioned to stop when they hear the word NO. Quitters do not get anywhere. You will not be successful if you listen to NOS.” – Donald Trumph.

P/s: Maybe some of you guys do not see eye to eye to this (above) statement by Donald Trumph but what I’m really wanna share with you guys here is that never afraid to admit mistake or commit mistake, never afraid to say yes to your parents’ NOs, (*maybe you guys think that aku ni suka lawan cakap mak bapak, bukan suka lawan tapi benda-benda kecik tu tak ape untuk kite deny kan ataupun buat cause learn from mistake is the best lesson and jangan la terlalu bodoh sampai mak bapak cakap, ‘Jangan terjun bangunan tapi ko terjun jugak sebab konon-kononnye nak ikut prinsip Yes to No nih, itu boleh dikategorikan sebagai bodoh,bangam and sewaktu dengannye.*)

Adioz people..and wish for my luck in my mock examination tomorrow....

Current emotion: Bloodless, clueless...(Takut nak exam)....goodbye guys..:-)

Walk in style Part 1

Hye guys, this week is one of the busiest week...

but still I will share something with you guys..

Well, this week is very busy because Im gonna have my mock examination next week...*Sigh*

But I won’t let it jeopardize my entry for this week, whatever happens I will still update my story on this. Well I love fashion so freaking bad and I pretty sure that lots of you guys out there are also love fashion...ermm Im actually talking to you boys not girls sorry because today I’m gonna talk on men’s fashion.

Nowadays, many terms like ubersexual, metrosexual had been introduced to the world, and I expect a lot more to come in the future. Today’s men are very sophisticated in terms of everything and they are now actually started to be very concern to what are they wearing, what are they doing, health, skin care and a whole lot more and because all of that, men’s fashion nowadays on a great demand. Alfred Dunhill, Hugo Boss, Lacoste, Giorgio Armani, Brioni just to name a few of those fabulous international brands but still I can’t get those brands as they are cost like millions to me...but one thing for sure Im gonna have them one day...pretty soon I hope.

Well getting back to our real track about men ‘s fashion, Men nowadays are all educated, intelligent, versatile, and knowing what they want in their life. Here’s what you need to inject a modish elegance. In my opinion, versatile and cool guys are not nerd and no matter where he go, he never forget to use cologne. The most amusing cologne that would be perfect for every guy is Sean John, I Am King as it infusing a unique blend of refreshing, seductive and woody notes, which people around you would crazily go mad whenever he/she caught the whiff of it. This fragrance is sophisticatedly mannish without being overbearing. It’s perfect for use during day or night for any occasions so it wont be that waste to get it, so guys get it now...last time I checked ‘I Am King’ 50 ml cost around RM 205..

Next, sunglasses are functional. But did you also know that they serve as the perfect accompaniment to the latest trends? A pair of those examples (above) is a streamlined fusion of charm and rebellion. Sunglasses are traditionally designed to protect our eyes from the direct sunlight which could harm the retina. But, nowadays sunglasses are also would be a perfect companion when you are driving in the day and being in the beach. A guy with a sunglass is often considered as cool, easy-going person but never ever wear sunglasses when you are in mall coz it is disaster!!!

Well for the time being,  I think that’s all for now as I got something to do, but I promise to get back on this very soon.

Adioz people!!

Damsel in distress

Hi what’s up guys....

Ok this time I wanna tell you guys about a story of my friend ..

 When I was on my way home all of a sudden my phone was ringing 

*kring,kring*

Me: Hello..

Afiq: Hello, Lie mu kat mane dah tu?

Me: Aku still kat Jerteh..nape?

Afiq: Weyh, Lin eksiden ah....

Me: Hah?? *mouth agape*

Afiq: Mu gi tengok dia jap...ak pom on the way dah ni

Me: Erm ok2...

*I was actually visualizing Leen bleeding on her forehead, cracked bone, lying unconsciously in her driver seat, and her car was inside the parit ( the monsoon drain )...*

As I got this phone call, I quickly rocketed my car towards the crash scene..

And once I got there I could see she was actually smiling, Afiq and Dauh were already there sitting on a bench with her... 

and again my imagination has told a lie to me......

these are few pictures taken when i was there...*Fadzleen dont hate me, I am too gorgeous for u to hate me..hehehe...

*p/s: aw btw guys it wasnt her fault...

Most important thing * WNY-Wan Nor Yuhaidi, maintain kekal disitu*

Hahahaha...side mirror yg tercabut

Side mirror tercabut, front bumper almost tercabut, tayar depan pancit

Can u see the hole? No wonder la pecah

2 dudes were actually trying to fix the car...but to no avail

Ok erm this fella,the one who's holding the wire was actually trying to be smart..

N lastly instead of us helping Fadzleen changed the tyre, those uncle2 yg sedang baiki parit tolong tuka

Done, fadzleen hepi*erm bile mase dia xhepi..sepanjang eksiden ni hepy jer dia xcuak pom*

Moral of the story:- As a boy I need to learn how to change the punctured tyre, or else I'll be one of those schmuck who knew nothing when it came to changing my own tyre... *Bukan ak jer yg bodoh tak reti tukaq tayar...mereka 2 orang tu pom same...so I tak malu...hahahaha* (lau ak je sowang yg xreti of coz ak tak tulis sini...hahahaha)

 Changing the tyre is very easy actually, and now I know how to change my own tyre.

Instant update..

Hye guys!! wazzup....it has been a week for me not to update my blog...

So here i am updating my blog, this time I wont talk much as this week is a week that full of things which is trifles to be said here...so I have just returned from shopping mall well frankly I am quite exhausted but knowing the fact that it has been a week for me not to update my blog so here I am again laying my numb fingers on the keyboard to try my best with the collaboration with my half-witted brain to try to jot something for this entry...

Ala tomey!!

Well, when I was in shopping mall..I was thinking about shopping for some clothes, perfumes and few executive outfits  but, I really need to save for me to be able to get my own kitten... I have told mum that I wanna buy persian kitten...and she did not really see eye to eye to the idea of me buying persian kitten aged in between 3-4 weeks which would cost me about RM 500... Yep it's quite expensive but it is worth to buy something that would benefit me in return..

So what are the benefits of having persian kitten.

1. They are cute

2. They are adorable

3. They help us to ease the stress and the pain that we are suffering from all kinds of problem

4. Educate us to be responsible

5.  Making us more mature (because lot of people told me that I am not mature,although Im already 20)

So in order for me to have my own cute,adorable,gorgeous, fluffy persian kitten I have to cut down my shopping list....Then, to make myself happier I went to Popular book stores and get myself a few magazines. I thought of having novel or self-enrichment reading material but since I havent finish my reading on 'Think Big', so I get myself 2 magazines instead...

That's all for now...

Dump your weight now...

Getting rid of weight for those who are obese is something not easy I’d say. I’ve experienced all of those agonies, ordeals, suffering and whole lot more. But those are the things that you have to pay in order for you to get a good life and there is no shortcut for you to dump your weight. You need to really take care of what you are eating and also must be balanced with a regular exercise and most importantly keep your mind above of what people gonna say to you (coz they are just a group of envious schmuck!!) ... 

Trust in yourself that you’r capable of getting rid of all the lards that have been haunted your life for over a decade. Although your weight never caused you to fall victim to any form of discrimination, it stripped you off with something vital which is your self-esteem. This consequently, might affect your ability to live the life the way you always wanted. The culprit???? Nasi Lemak, Teh tarik, Roti canai, fried chicken( just to name a few) it’s all about food and food and more food. I was this kind of boy before, the kind of wasn’t picky when it came to eating and I had the tendency to finish off everything on the table.(Dashyat gilew ah kau)

This wasn’t too much about looking handsome, beautiful but it’s more to be looking healthier and living life without the needs of prescription to colourful pills prescribed by your doctor for every disease that you most probably could avoid it by living your life in a better way which is healthy lifestyle. (But once kau dah kurus, of coz la ko nak explore butik-butik yg memang tak kan ade baju mase kau gemuk..Jefferson, Topman-(just to name a few) memang tak buat kot baju-baju bersaiz XXXXL.

When it comes to choosing my food, I tend to be very fussy about that, and whenever I go to Pasar Malam I would be the most guy that you always wanna kill him in the first time you meet him coz I am one of those finicky human being and very fussy about picking my food, and you should be because it is your life and your body. 

If you guys still remember my entry on ‘ANOTHER BIGGEST LOSER ASIA’, for those who haven’t read, you can click here to read and for those who have read thank you again, I was very fat and these are some tips that I’ve followed.

  a)You need to have your own wake up call

• As for me, I bored to be continuously taunted verbally and non-verbally by my friends as     ‘GENDUT’... Most of them put my name in their contact as ‘SADDLY-DUTT/ SADDLY BONCHET....and back in school they called me  with unpleasant name such as Gendut, buncit.....and the rest I’ll leave to ur own imagination..

• I got curious about how different life would be if I were in shape. Determined to find out I began making the lifestyle changes necessary

 

 b)  The food

•  Do not hate food but hate yourself for picking the wrong food.

• I overhaul my diet to consist of mainly vegetables, fruit, and proteins (eggs, lean meat,  breast chicken, almonds and nuts)

 

c)   Exercise regularly

• You can always begin with a brisk walking in the evening and later on switching to slow jog around your campus or neighbourhood.

• As for me, I am pretty quite shy to jog in front of public and instead of having my jog around the campus and neighbourhood I chose to do that on the treadmill in the gym.

• Lifting weight. You can always lift the weight by lifting dumbbell and you can actually get your own at any fitness concept or any gym. By having this dumbbell you can always do this lifting weight thingy in your room anytime

• Equally important dont be too-over-exercise as it can leads you to a fatigued look.

 

d)  Stay motivated

• I have some photos of John Abraham pictures as it can boost my motivation to stay on my running, lifting the damned weight just only to be like his body.

• and if some of you guys now saying bad things about me about to be like John Abraham why in the hell or heaven should me be bothered? I’ll use that as my trigger point to work harder.

•  When you remind yourself why you exercise, it’s easy to stay motivated.

• Your physical condition plays a big part in the success you’ll have. It’s how you look and feel and really it’s everything.

Last word from me, as a student and also a human being, you are supposed to think about having big things and do not afraid to think big and if your life is not what you want it to be, don’t be afraid to ask yourself whether you are doing what you want and what is right for you.

For those who are still lost in between of what you are supposed to do in your life and what you ought to do to achieve your dreams I’ll suggest to get a copy of ‘Think Big”( Donald Trump and Bill Zanker) at any book stores.

THE END 

aw btw, u can always ignore these fellow schmucks!!

Ok dah penat...nak amik gamba lak..hahaha(dont hate me)

wah afiq dah kurus...hehehehe

Hey lard ass...come on u can do it!!! hehehe

The crazy would always be crazy..

Happy Maulidur Rasul

Happy maulidur rasul to all moslem...

Marilah kita berselawat ke atas junjungan besar Nabi Muhammad S.A.W semoga kita mendapat syafaat...

صَـلَّى اللهُ عَـلَى مُحَمَّد صَـلَّى اللهُ عَـلَيْهِ وَسَـلَّم